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Moonwalking Into Tomorrow
Young Neil: "Wait, so I'm really the first person you time-traveled to? What about warning people about the Plague, or saving Abraham Lincoln, or --"

Me: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get to them when I get to them -- the dead can wait. Right now, I need you to memorize this line for when you actually do the move: 'That's several small slides for a man, one giant leap for mankind.'"

Young Neil: "DADDYYYYYY..."

Me: "Keep quiet. Or I'll tell you your parents will die within a year of each other."

(Neil's parents actually did die within a year of each other, but in my defense, dickishness is forgivable in the service of awesomeness.)

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