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Customer: "WHO ARE YOU?!! WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!!!"
Buddha: "I have infinite names, and yet no name."
Customer: "WHAAAAAAATTT???!!!"
Buddha: "We sincerely appreciate your call. And would you mind taking a quick customer-satisfaction survey upon completion of your physical manifestation on this existential plane? Thank you."
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