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I wonder if vampires have pretentious taste preferences about red and white blood cells -- like Merlot and Riesling vs. Shiraz and Chardonnay.

But even though they basically treat human beings like walking juice boxes, vampires are still probably nowhere near as snotty as wine snobs.

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